I’m a wonderful singer, when I can remember the words. When I can’t, I make up new songs.
My primary vocation is a PSW; I look after an old man in a wheelchair, who naturally can’t jump out of it to pee.
I present to you, to the tune of “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” (from Wizard of Oz)
Somewhere, under the fat roll, penis hides.
Just want to pee in the bottle,
Why then oh why can’t I?
(Turns out a 78 year old man has a hard time peeing when he’s laughing so hard he almost fell out of the chair. Very hard to hold the bottle on-target in that case also. Who knew?)
the parents don’t want to go, they have to upograde the impression they already made in history. maybe the fun times appointment mama has is with the same doctor.
Pass on the singing, I only croak. I don’t even sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY to kids. Don’t want to scare them, or attract animals. 😵💫#🟦🇺🇦
I’m not allowed to sing, glass insurance forbid it. but that guy understands Lena better than her parents.
Lena should start singing then they will be asked to leave
how is Lena the only person who actually wants to be there?
I’m a wonderful singer, when I can remember the words. When I can’t, I make up new songs.
My primary vocation is a PSW; I look after an old man in a wheelchair, who naturally can’t jump out of it to pee.
I present to you, to the tune of “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” (from Wizard of Oz)
Somewhere, under the fat roll, penis hides.
Just want to pee in the bottle,
Why then oh why can’t I?
(Turns out a 78 year old man has a hard time peeing when he’s laughing so hard he almost fell out of the chair. Very hard to hold the bottle on-target in that case also. Who knew?)
the parents don’t want to go, they have to upograde the impression they already made in history. maybe the fun times appointment mama has is with the same doctor.